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B - udtales "bay"

Bawl - texansk for "ball"

Amerikanere siger: 
"The Greatest game ever devised by man is football".

I Texas siger de: 
"Thuh greatest game evur davised bah man is futbawl".

Brayke - texansk for "break" 

Amerikanere siger: 
"If you don't stop that, I'm gonna break your arm".

I Texas siger de:
"Few don't stop that Ah mona brayke yarm!"

Breck - texansk for "brick"

Amerikanere siger: 
"Some times he makes me so mad I could throw a brick at him" .

I Texas siger de:
"Sum toms hay makes may so mad Ah could throw uh breck attum" .

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Tidligere uger:

A - udtales "aey"

Ah – texansk for ”I” eller ”eye” 
Amerikanere siger: 
”I think I got something in my eye” .

I Texas siger de: 
"Ah thank Ah got sumpn in mah ah” .

Air – texansk for “hour”. 
Amerikanere siger: 
“I’m only driving 50 miles per hour” .

I Texas siger de: 
"Ah monly drivin 50 mahls pur air" .

All - texansk for “oil” eller “all” 
Amerikanere siger: 
“It would take all the oil in Texas to keep them Yankees warm this winter” 

I Texas siger de: 
"Hid take all thuh all in Teksus tuh keep them Yankees warm thus winner" .

Arncha- texansk for “aren’t you” 
Amerikanere siger: 
“Aren’t you going to go over to the picture show tonight”? 

I Texas siger de: 
"Arncha gunna go over tuh thuh pitchur sho tuhnite?" 

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